I feel that someone should inform these fine gentleman that this "morons and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" group that you, Vasya, graciously and selflessly invited me to, has you as a leader. Which makes you the biggest moron of us all.

I must admit that I am quite jelly of your status here but I hope, with much therapy, I will be able to move past this unbearable transgression of mine and somehow piece together a life worth living.