Before i found the Hamburger, my life was meaningless, full of despair, i might've even resorted to suicide. Everything i knew was horrible, my parents abused me, they screamed at me, my life was awful. But then i found the Hamburger. Since then, my life has become amazing! My parents dont abuse me, i made friends, and everything is fine. Heed my warning; Without the Hamburger, there is despair, With the Hamburger, there is love, and only love. Praise the Hamburger.

ALL HAIL THE HAMBURGER