Yo. xD

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I love that profile pic

Yeah. Hue hue hue. Also that dropship randomly decided to go and smash the enemy brain the second the match started. Thankfully now Star Destroyers landed on my base.

I was playing Bunker Breach. Five seconds in i watch as some mercenary puts down a black hole grenade, as i scream, DIG, DIG LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! Both legs ripped off of my brain, he starts to succumb. As i tell him to order three medical bots, they scramble and heal him. His vital fluids making a defensive wall, we went onto the offensive. I ordered two Coalition Dreadnoughts (great mod, btw.) and they arrive in Strike Pods. They then went into the enemy base, one by one killing them off. It was just the brain, and i had a very special suprise for it. I call in a mercenary with ten dead man det's, they walk in, as the brain has a gun in its hand. The brain misses every shot, as i inch every so closer to it. He finally triumphs and kills it, but to his suprise... They went off. *BOOOM*. There's a huge crater, and robot parts, as i'm telling myself that was epic. The brain survives, and i'm sitting there like, "How even. I dont. I..."

Five seconds later brain was crushed by crabs. 10/10 war story

My best war story was when I had a SPf dude with a wimpy pistol hold off 20 fucking reavers who were heavily armed. shitty $10 nerf gun>Reaver's whole army

When I was playing, I blow up a zombie with a nuclear grenade, then my soldier died. And then after that, I spawned in another unit and then he died too because the zombies were gang banging him. Then I spawn two other ones, one is a infantry unit with little armor, a coalition unit he had a assault rifle, and another one a gatling gun and they both died because the zombies gang banged all my soldiers including my brain, well now you know. Zombies are dumb but they still win without no armor or jetpacks, they kill you by jumping on your soldiers and attracting more and more zombies.

Zombie Cave, i think thats the name of it, is so fun.