Financial Independence, Retire Early

Welcome to the inner sanctum; in capitalism we trust. #COASTFIRE #ALWAYSABULLMARKET... The official group "Goat" is Mr. Rillis.

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Now for an excerpt from the Goat himself.

"Hello Mr. (INSERT GROUP MEMBER NAME), it's nice to meet you but it's even better to meet me. My name is Mista Rillis, I have 1.5 million USD diversified into the S&P 500 in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ culo. The FIRE movement is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, open their cheeks nice and wide. I get a nice view of the colon, prostate, and the cosics, and I knuckle ♥♥♥♥ em all the way up to the paum right up the butt ♥♥♥♥ so they feel a burning sensation in the ass ♥♥♥♥♥ like icey hot. The FIRE movement is a way of life for me, I always dine and dash-♥♥♥♥ you. If at any point during our acquaintance, you actually want me to spend my money, I gladly suggest you go ♥♥♥♥ ya'self. I follow absolutely no type of social etiquette, if you wanna give orders, give them to each other, don't you dare bring that ♥♥♥♥ to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poopoo on my peter and a lot of ♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥ from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go, team."