"Please continue playing video games and wondering why you are severely depressed and lonely.

Please continue playing video games and raising your dopamine baseline so all life is numb, thus causing you to escape back to video games, feeding the vicious cycle.

Please continue playing video games and sabotaging your entire life for senseless pleasure.

Because it all makes someone else money and makes you easier to control.

My Dear Fellow Gamers, this is where I get off."

I know this is late but I have been hesitant to come forward with this: Gabe showed up at my door dressed as a rhinoceros and forced his deck onto me. I was so shocked I took it and didn't make a sound, not a peep, not a scream. That wasn't included in the official video though:
https://youtu.be/9Dy-KWjp-m0

Gabe has announced his priceless Steam Deck! It's time to grab your Steam Deck and get out there, showing it off to everyone in public. Let everyone fawn over your giant, powerful Steam Deck. With sensitive grip controls, expansion options, and jaw dropping hours of non-stop performance, the Steam Deck is sure to keep you satisfied for hours! Jack into the Steam Deck, even on the toilet!

Here is a link to the exclusive Press Conference, where Gabe unveils his monumentous Deck.


For anyone who doesn't check out the Steam Store (aka the digital Erotic adult store for Millenials and Zoomers, just look at all those erotic big titty games), the great big Steam ♥♥♥♥ Deck is available here.

It was delayed for a few minutes, but the stream is now live:

Watch it now here:
https://www.twitch.tv/RocketLabUSA

or here:
https://www.rocketlabusa.com/live-stream

For every person who watches the rocket launch, Gabe Newell is gonna donate $1 to The Starship Foundation.

Watch it now here:
https://www.twitch.tv/RocketLabUSA

or here:
https://www.rocketlabusa.com/live-stream


https://www.rocketlabusa.com/missions/next-mission/
https://youtu.be/M4x606pLWks