Aight lads it’s ya boy, listen anyone getting the Vaccine please spark out the nurse/doctor and steal it and sell it on, it will help the fund the Church to create another pandemic virus in our labs.
Cheers ya ♥♥♥♥♥

JESUS CHRIST IS MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥

WE HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND!

We would like to welcome a new member to the Church Rick Stark, he has voluntereed to give up his Muslim ways and join us in our Christian rejoice!
Please turn to pages 79 and sing hymm 65 (I, the Lord, of land a sea).
Many thanks Rick. God Bless Allah Akbar

We now have 2 new sponsors for the Church of Englaand. Please welcome our Ambassadors, Sarah Sparkes and Denise Howard to the Church of England, they will fund all of our church needs and anal tools for the rituals etc... Sarah Sparkes is the church hoover so the church will be BLOW DRIED clean and Denise Howard's tits will be the trampoline for the kids to bounce on during their cleansing.

Good Afternoon fellow church goers, we have a unfortunate announcement. We have discovered that Vicar Wong has been having affairs behind the Churchs back. He has now converted to Muslim and has found another group to go to. My message to Vicar Wong is suck a fat one you hairy nonce bag. You are not welcome to this church under the Code of Conduct you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ muszzy.