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Church of Amber Heard CoAH
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Ein Idee, Ein Verstand, Ein Heard

The Church of Amber Heard is a Non-Denominational church in Germany completed on April 22, 2023, the date of Amber Heard's birthday. Its motto is Ein Idee, Ein Verstand, Ein Heard. Currently, the community is home to some 500 adherants.

The church is home to a community entirely dedicated to worshipping Amber Heard as the patron saint of self-victimizing women and gold-diggers, known as Heardites. The Heardites have pledged to dedicate their entire lives to militant veganism, doing number two on their beds as well as defending Amber Heard and derailing the #JusticeforJohnnyDepp hashtag on Twitter.

The German Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution (BfV) have listed the Church of Amber Heard as a "cult" and warns any potential follower against joining the CoAH. As a result, CoAH representatives have responded by trespassing into the home of the minister responsible for the BfV and taking a dump on her bed, resulting in the entire street from the minister's home being cordoned off for noxious gases emenating from their feces.

The CoAH is on the terrorist organization watchlist for over 50 countries, including Germany.
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