We need more peeps. Invite peeps. Invite your friends! Invite your friends' friends! Invite your cat! Invite your friend's cat! Invite your cat's friend's cat! Then kill your cat's friend's cat. Then at the trail where you get punished for killing your cat's friend's cat, invite the judge!

We all know that I am the greatest Chef Pyro who ever lived. Still, we all have to have respect for the wisdom that comes with age. So welcome our new mod, the Original Chef Pyro, the first Chef Pyro ever. Probably. Not sure. Whatever. He's a pretty cool dude.

So today is Thanksgiving, huh?
Well good luck with that.
This chef be European, yo.