♥♥♥ DAH HOAWT DAWGS EN ♥♥♥ DAH WHIRLD!!1!

I'd like to let everyone know that I'm not dead, I'm alive and well and have been doing a lot of masturbation. My computer has broken down, so sadly I won't be playing any vidya games that aren't old ass ♥♥♥♥. I've been doing pretty cool otherwise, minus that masturbation that I don't actually do. I can still talk since I have my phone, and I'm hoping to get a replacement sometime this summer, so I can play with all you beauties. I know it's tough, but try not to cry over me while I'm gone for another 40 months. I'll make sure that the CS:GO, TF2, and other servers are up sometime this summer. I also might be going to EVO, so I'll keep you updated on Killer Instinct and other fighting game news on my YouTube channel that'll be featured when the servers go up. Goodbye for now my friends. See you in a bit.
-Cheezburgerleader
-Poopie Scoops
P.S I'm always up at 5AM