Crystal Pepsi

Gentlemen, I give you Crystal Pepsi. All the great taste of regular Pepsi but without the troublesome opacity. Well, what if you're drinking a regular Pepsi and somebody is coming at you with a knife, huh? You won't be able to see him past your Pepsi. And then, who's dead, huh? You! You! You're dead! Stabbed! ... Crystal Pepsi