Gunfire - known only by horror tale by some... known only as douchebag by others.

Do you want to make the world a better place? Do you get tired of all the bad things that happen to you? (Like your tiny penis? (That's right... we know))... all those annoying things spread like soft butter over hot bread by Gunfire?
Yes... we have your attention. You want to purge the world of this... constant annoyance.... this.............. "Gunfire".

A Quick test -

Do you want to make the world a better place?
Do things constantly happen to you that aren't your fault?
Do you hate Gunfire?
Do you think Gunfire is a douche?
Does Gunfire constantly mock your tiny and inferior brain?
Do you like marshmallows?

Mostly Yes - This is the right group for you. Proudly display your CNDG badge next to your name and mock that who is "Gunfire".

Mostly No - Piss off Gunfire...



We will work together as a pressure group to influence the United Nations into removing this destroyer of worldwide joy.


A Very Useful Note:
Always carry a packet of mentos with you.
If you see Gunfire DO NOT approach him, calmly stand your ground, open the mentos packet and throw them at him whilst hurling insults.
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Trebor mints work just as well.
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The mints also help keep your breath minty fresh afterwards.





EHG - our other... less extreme group