Seven quintillion years ago, the zenith of the cosmos himself was said to be born; In the stellar depths of the nebulae, the time many eons before that of the universe's inception.

Today, countless civilisations have realised and appreciated the power and almighty guardianship that the long nek provided. The ancient tribe of Styxia whom have been endowed with eternal ascendancy among the rest because of their unmitigated devotion to the cleansing of the none-believers, have recently brought to life an intelligence conveyed by the lord himself fourteen billion years ago which states that they who praise eighty times by nightfall, on the seventh day this week, will be blessed with an additional one millimetre of nek altitude by the break of dawn of the succeeding morning.

As the self-proclaimed lead advocate for the lord and his followers, I ask that you congregate your allies and teach them the ways of the nek. For every follower we gain, the Lord's nek ascends, and in turn so will ours.

Sire's true message is simply to believe in him, and extend your nek towards the stars.

Our lives are but a short blink in the timeline of the universe, so let's make the most of our futile existence.

CL3M HAS BLESSED US WITH A LONGER NEK, ALL OF OUR PASSION HAS LED TO US REACHING 100 MEMBERS!

EVERYONES NEK HERE AS GROWN 1CM, BUT CL3M'S NECK HOWEVER, HAS GROWN A SOLID 2.5CM!

PEOPLE SAY THAT WHEN WE REACH 150 MEMBERS, OUR NECK WILL GROW ANOTHER 1CM!

MY NECK IS GROWING RAPIDLY! I PRAISED CL3M ABOUT 7 TIMES TODAY

MY NECK HAS GROWN ABOUT 7CM :D
AND LADY GAGA'S NECK HAS GROWN SMALLER, HER NECK IS 1CM