You creep on them real slow. Like a hippie drinking eco friendly vodka by the fire. Throw a screw next to them to distract them. Then, pull out your knife and stab them right in the spinal cord to paralize them to the waste down. Now that their weak, drag them to a dark corner. Somewhere out of plain site. Once you find a safe place, chop off their limbs and tie them to your back so you can carry them home. The rest is up to you.

Or you could go on tinder or you know.. go outside.

You get a wolkswagen golf. A black one, and you put white adidas pinstripe on it with electric tape. Then you drive around town blasting hardbass. It will make all the Gopnitsa wet. When you step out in your tracksuit. Whip out your vodka, stolichnaya is premium and recommended for best effect. Soon, you will be smothered in pussy. Best luck to you, tovarishch!

Thank you, Tovarishch Sokol

GET VODKA DEN GET AK 74 DEN MORE VODKA THEN A DESERT EAGLE MY BRUDA

1. Use chloroform to kidnap the potential victim
2. take her back to base
3. perform surgery to remove valuable organs
4. sell organs on the black market
5. use money for restocking ammo and vodka
6. cheeki breeki

Show Her Ur Hardbass thats how do you get a girl