People Need Bears And Bears Need Sandwiches

Fact: Brown bears produce almost 30% of the Earth's ocean water.

Fact: A herd of brown bears can pollinate up to 2 billion trees yearly.

Fact: Brown bear eggs contain more vitamin C than grapefruit juice.

Fact: People need bears, and bears need sandwiches.

Hello, I’m Andre
In the past ten years, the number of brown bears that have had access to real, fresh, manmade sandwiches has decreased over 75%.

There is hope.

EBBGASF is working every day and night to insure the survival of these majestic creatures by providing them with wholesome deli-style rye bread sandwiches topped with crispy pickles.

But, we need your support.

For the children.

For just pennies a day, you can you can help us give half-starved feral bears the chance they need to get meaty, triple Decker handfed to them by children! Please, don't delay.

Without sandwiches, some day soon these magnificent beast will only be a memory.

Dead bears, everywhere...

The Every Brown Bear Gets a Sandwich Fund: bringing sandwiches to brown bears for almost two months now

This charity was found by Olivia Munn to give sandwhiches to all brown bears. We give sandwhiches to children to give to brownbears. For more info or to donate go to EBBGASF.com or call (970) 8-BEAR-8-U

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July 4th and Canada Day

4 de julio de 2016 - Sir Owns-A-Lot | 0 comentarios

Today is a very special day. Prideful displays and celebrations are on the agenda for many of you, we are sure.

Nevertheless, let us take a brief moment to think about those who do not have the means to celebrate this holiday, like every resident of this country has the right to.

Bears often do not have the means to acquire items such as food, alcoholic beverages, and fireworks on the 4th of July. And so, we encourage you to show kindness on the eve of this national holiday, to go to your local woods and drop a gift basket for the bears. You can get one of those baskets from the EBBGASF booth at your local mall.

Baskets include:
-1 deli sandwich (choice of bread and garnish avalaible)
-1 salmon
-Apples and/or nuts
-A box of fireworks (varied)
-Choice of cider (750ml), beer (12 x 375ml), wine (750ml), or soft drinks (24 x 375ml)
-An EBBGASF 2016 Star-Spangled Commemorative Party Hat
-An EBBGASF 2016 Star-Spangled Commemorative Party Hat, for you!

Prices vary. Check with your local representative.
All money will directly be directed to the EBBGASF Division of your local area.

If you wish to share this basket and this holiday with a bear, please remember a few things. If the bear gets offended by the way you have put on your EBBGASF 2016 Star-Spangled Commemorative Party Hat, simply flail your arms widely and scream that you are very sorry. Do not take anything more from the basket, and return home. A second basket will be made available to you at a discount rate.

In conclusion, we wish to wish you a happy 4th of July!

N.B.: Our apologies to our Canadian supporters for having missed the celebrations on July 1st. A fault in our system has prevented us from making any annoucements untill now. Go to your local EBBGASF office to receive your EBBGASF Canada Day 2016 promotional and commomerative products.

Happy Holidays

21 de diciembre de 2012 - Sir Owns-A-Lot | 0 comentarios

It gets cold around this time of year, but even in this bleak, mid-winter time, there’s always something to help keep you warm hot sandwich to give a brown bear by a a cozy fire this season.

EBBGASF Would like thank our supporters who have been feeding sandwiches and donating childeren to our brown bears and also to have a safe holiday.

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