The Republic of Bread is amazing.

President : Earthquake
Vice President : Super Fuzzy Orange Cat
Secretary : Max
Alien : Ashlan
Citizens: Group members
We are a country, The Republic of Bread. Our country is on a train. There is a single pile of dirt that grows only one stalk of wheat from which we make our legendary bread. We massively trade bread throughout the cosmos. We will never be conquered because we are always moving. Our train can transform into a plane, and it can also transform into an intergalactic spaceship (because we have an alien as a citizen). Our main weapon is the nail gun, which we keep in glass boxes that say "Use in case of emergency". Sometimes however bread gets nailed to the walls just because it can be. Any product that contains bread is a state of our country and gets its own boxcar for storage to trade its goods. Bread gets five boxcars.

In bread we trade.