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After a hard day of pokemaniac training with braixen, I had to tell my doctor (Nursejoy) that it burns every time I pee. She kinda gave me a weird look. Does any Braixen owners have also experienced getting painful burning sensation feeling when peeing? Strictly by just owning a Braixen, and training, nothing else. It hurts when I pee and I dont know what caused it, I blame Braixen. All we did is training, nothing else, I swear.

Waltuh.... put your Braixen plushie away Waltuh. I'm not petting that Braixen plush right now, Waltuh

Braixen mains rise up! We're gonna stop pikachu from taking over the meta!

why you bald?

why so braixen?

now this is epic

Braixen breathes in water the same way Dragonfly nymph's do, its really neat. Look it up.

Braixen breathes by constantly moving through water, do not catch Braixens you may kill them.

does this mean 14$ sandwhiches are becoming real

Braixen taxes will be increased by 80% this year

David Zaslav is actually a Braixen in disguise. (She likes to cause mischief)

Braixen executed the CEO of the PokeCenter healthcare system and is awaiting trial. The department of pokeland security is wanting the poke-battle death sentence.

Braixen says: "Go watch the new Looney Tunes movie in theaters while you still can! Support 2D animation!"

Braixen has been sent to the Hypercube. May she never return.

Alone on Valentine's Day on a Friday night? Who needs to date human beings when Braixen/Delphox are right there, smh.

PUNCH THE BELL!

Braixen did a party trick in Los Angeles a few days ago that involved lighting a fart on fire. Because of the heavy extreme winds, she miscalculated and caused the great fire.

secret third option: she breaks all of your stuff

Either she Braixen to your heart or Braix out in hives because you don't love her like you should.

To Brai or not to Brai, that is the question

Braixen has been charged with the murder of the PokéCenter CEO.

"SHE BROKE INTO MY HOME, SHE THREATENED MY FAMILY! WE HAD TO LEAVE OUR HOME! DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT'S DONE TO ME!? AND SHE NEVER PAID FOR IT, NEVER PAID FOR IT AND THEY LOVED HER FOR IT! I GAVE THEM EVERYTHING AND THEY CHOSE HER..." - H̶a̶n̶g̶m̶a̶n̶ A̶d̶a̶m̶ P̶a̶g̶e̶ East Parr

good

she broke into my house

Woof woof

Braixen is a master at demonstrating the demon's core with a screwdriver. She has done it countless times. Let her demonstrate it for you.

The House With A Braixen In Its' Walls

Directed By Martin Scorsese and Hayao Miyazaki

Release Date: October 13th, 2029

Rated PG-13

Breaks in

I absolutely adore this fluffy Foxxo ^^ the entire Fennekin Line is adorable ^_^

ok

Don't ask where Braixen was between the years of 1932-1945

Sup yall

Grope Braixen's butt!

tweakin

Braixen took the kids...

Braixen is a major investor to the company Pocket Pair, the creators of Palworld. One of the devs of Gamefreak found out and told Braixen on the spot that she's fired, she replied with "No, You're fired ". They haven't found that dev since, all they could find was a black burnt smear on the ground at the GameFreak office, there were no camera's, just audios. GameFreak declines to comment on why there was an audible scream after Braixen said you're fired.

Braixen is the first pokemon to successfully receive a brain computer chip for testing. it has Bonzi Buddy preinstalled.

Braixen was arrested at a college university campus for littering after setting up camp and protesting, alone as a solo protestor. When asked why she was protesting, she says she has no idea and was hoping someone would give her chicken nuggets to go away, followed by yip yip yip yap.

Braixen is buying $1500 dollar Wonderbread per pack (went up because of inflation, money inflation, not the DA inflation) , and her entire cart is full of Wonderbread. GOLLY, THIS BREAD IS WONDER-FUL, I SHOULD BUY MORE.

Shaved. She's been shaved from head to beans. She's covered in Pokemon-Supremacy Tattoo's.

Braixen has been in the gulag for 20 years, I don't even remember what she looks like.

Review of Braixen's pokeScout cookies.

Buying experience was poor, had to bring me into some dark backroom, honestly I thought I was going to be robbed.

It was very hot, I assume it's freshly baked but it could have been microwaved.

It was incredibly wet though, don't know what they're doing over there but it's probably covered in fish oil.

3/10, not a good cookie.

Braixen got fired from McDonald's just before California's 20 dollar an hour fast food law kicked in.

Braixen got turned into a statue!

This assassination took place on July 8th 2022, the weapon was a home made firearm. The last sentence Braixen said was "Marry and Reproduce".

Maybe I'll tell my feelings to that other Braixen near 7-Eleven that sells pokeScout Cookies.

Braixen was assassinated on live television while giving a speech for world peace. What is the world coming to?







I killed her.

This is a strange comment section :>

Braixen is looking to buy an item from you. She knows it's not for sale, but she's got an offer you're going to love.

Braixen eating stone to digest food really makes her shat a brick. Everytime Braixen shats a brick, somewhere in the universe a dwarve says Rock and Stone.