Blackest of the lords Bob said we have a new enemy the weird small greedy people with noses, that looks like a beaks, that can smell money from 9 km away.
So get your battle midgets ready its a race war. -Dark Lord Of The Midgets

HEAR HEAR OUR PERVY LORD HAD A ORGY WITH GAYBEN AND HE GAVE US FREE PAYDAY 2

We have noticed that our demon clubs sex slaves,dolls and sheep are getting low in numbers we all need to sacrifise midgets (you get a slave if its mini me) to our unholyness the GREAT BLACK BOB to get more luck in finding new toys

Its True.