pls

I need some help figuring out why these brownies are cooking so slow.

7:33 PM - Ickbarr: >be me
Metavoid is now Away.
7:33 PM - Ickbarr: >go to america
Metavoid is now Online.
7:33 PM - Ickbarr: >decide to get something to eat
7:34 PM - Ickbarr: >go to mcdonalds
7:34 PM - Ickbarr: >everybody there is fat as ♥♥♥♥
7:34 PM - Ickbarr: >all employees are hispanic or ♥♥♥♥♥♥s
7:34 PM - Ickbarr: >EHHHH HOW MAY WE HELP YOU?
7:34 PM - Ickbarr: >Yes i'd like a Health-o-burger
7:34 PM - Ickbarr: >A TRIPPLE POUNDER WITH MAYONAISE AND LARD? COMING UP
7:34 PM - Ickbarr: >THAT'LL BE $25.23
7:35 PM - Ickbarr: >pay the man and get my burger
7:35 PM - Ickbarr: >look at it and throw up
7:35 PM - Ickbarr: >eat it because there's nothing else
7:35 PM - Ickbarr: >gain 50 lbs
7:35 PM - Ickbarr: >lady getting robbed
7:35 PM - Ickbarr: >she takes shotgun out of her purse and kills man
7:35 PM - Ickbarr: >and then all the other amerifats clap in her success
7:35 PM - Ickbarr: >everybody starts shooting guns in the air
7:36 PM - Ickbarr: >everybody starts counting their food stamps
7:36 PM - Ickbarr: >everybody starts clapping because god loves them and obama is a good president
7:36 PM - Ickbarr: ishydgy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdu8L_JBq4w

like yeah