Your especially EXCLUDED

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Your here cause you game harder than most dudes and that makes you a pretty cool guy who doesnt afraid of anything

We play games that feel like crushing up glass and trying to snort it

while being slapped around by treyarch's ♥♥♥♥

which is made of rolls of $100 notes

To be part of is clan you must be able to :

0) WANT TO BE A RESPECTABLE YOUNG WOMAN OF NOBLE POSTURE

1) sip vintage wine (like, from '07) and wear monacles while sitting on front porches saying charming phrases such as "OI RIGHT GO ♥♥♥♥ YA ♥♥♥♥ OR ILL GLASS YA"
2) Have a full set of teeth
3) Thinks dem showers are FANCY TECHNOLOGY LIKE THOSE SHOWER THINGOS & hate all showers that take years to warm up so yous just standing there in your birthday suit looking expectantly at the shower while it heats up, in akward silence .. while it ridicules the bane of your sanity
4) Agree we are pronounced like brekky .. except without the 'r' or 'y' but instead a 'w' & 'ckle' so everything like brekky!

*dusts off hands*

Welcome.. you have passed induction


PS. WATCH OUT FOR DEM SNEAKY RAPTORS >> THEY IS COULD BE YOU!


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