WE DO NOT KILL BAMBIS!

If you are playing DayZ and you come across a Bambi (New spawn)

Give you the finger, Tell you that you are not as pretty as miley, Try to resist the protection, Call your apple rotten, Try to Mike Tyson you, Eat your pudding, or any other act of savagry treason. Try and be nice and above all remember that we protect Bambis. "Bambis are friends not food."
~Bruce the shark

If met with an unruley bambi Kill them with EXTREME PREJUDICE