The BPLAW Promises non stop Australian Stereotypes, from thongs to racism.

The Barely Political League of Australian Wankas is a tight community. BBQ's every sunday with beer and vegemite aplenty. If you are not Australian then that means two things.
1) You may not join
2) You are most likely an inferior race.
All men (and women, we Australians believe in gender and race equality. (Unless you are one of those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)) Will be required to perform an act of utter devotion to our Lord and Saviour, Crocodile Dundee. This may envolve the removal of testicles, sacraments performed on the heart of an innocent child, or worse (Like being sober for a day). That is all. Expect we Australians to someday take over the earth with either force or by way of extreme alcoholism.

(Please note that Asian joke was indeed a joke, no offence Asians are just as equal as all other races, aside from the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Chinese, the smug bastards are eating all our dogs)