The following is a proposed pledge of allegiance for all Kekistan citizens. Despite Shadilay being our beautiful national anthem, we have yet to form an official pledge of allegiance for Kekistan.
Thsuly, I have created the following hymn as a proposed pledge; *This hymn is to be read to the rythm of Borat's, "Kazakhstan National Anthem" due to its virtual proximity to our country*



Kekistan, greatest country in the world....
All other countries are run by little Chad ♥♥♥♥!
Kekistan, number one- exporter of chicken-tendy-um;
All other countries have: inferior chicken-tendy-um.

Kekistan, home of closed swimming pool;
It's length: four meter, width: twenty meter...
Bait detection system, a marvel to behold!
It remove 80% of dead daaaank me~messss.

Kekistan, Kekistan you very nice place!
From plains of Trapsisgay to northern fence of Goytown!
Kekistan friend of all except Normiestan
They very cringy people, with cat videos in their history.

Kekistan, meme-industry best | in | world!
We invented anime and rule 34!
Kekistan's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, longest in the region
Except of course, for, ninegagistan's

Kekistan Kekistan, you very nice place
From plains of Trapsisgay to northern fence of Goytown!



COME GRASP MIGHTY PENIS OF OUR LEADER,
FROM JUNCTION WITH THE CHEEKY TO TIP OF ITS SCRUBS!