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Here are the rules for Brutus Land!

1) criminals are required to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

2) You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

3) Taxi drivers must pay royalties if they play music in their cars for paying customers.

4) A prince or princess who marries without the consent of the government, that person forfeits the right of succession for his/her children and all other descendants.

5) You may not repaint a house without a painting license and the government’s permission.

6) If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

7) Bicycle riders may not lift either foot from the peddles, as it might result in a loss of control.

8) It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular. However, you may wear these items if you are a cat burgular. You bring those cats to me >.>

9) In ads for products, it’s mandatory to include that you should exercise and eat at least 5 fruits and vegetables a day
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~DUTIES~


Emperor Brutus Vae Victis- Lord Commander of Heavy Metal
General Vel'Creaux- Lord Commander of the Brutusian Death Army
Evvy/enf/fennec- Secretary
Laszlo- Janitor