International faggots since a few months ago or something

Dear Members,
With much pride, I feel it necessary to announcement that After-Hours is growing at an amazing rate. As of September 14, 2014, I cheerfully announce that our family is adding three new members. Please welcome our brothers Risk of Rain, Oh Baby A Triple, and Anonymous Tip with open and inviting arms. Because of this new milestone, After-Hours will now be implementing a new ranking system. This ranks are purely predetermined by your previous showcases of honor, skill, integrity, and sportsmanship within our community. Below you will find your hard-earned titles. These follow from greatest to least.

Confusion - CEO and Head Administrator of After-Hours
Phaetheon - Vice President and Director of Scientific Research
Cup - Head of Public Relations and Human Resources*
Gibbo - Executive Producer and Person We Keep Around So We Can Keep Our TeamSpeak Server
Just_Joshing: Head of Security and Disease Control
Bbbaiiq: Quality Insurance and Diversity Quota Administrator
CarlosJovan: Minister of Defense and Communications Instructor
Dillionion: Creative Director and Discipline Instructor
Oh Baby A Triple: Labor Employee and User of Headphones
Risk of Rain: Labor Employee without Headphones
AnonymousTip: Sometimes Labor Employee without Headphones

*Human Resources sometimes includes non-human management, mostly dealing with the summoning and control of supernatural forces that would otherwise decimate us without mercy.

I would like to thank you all for your hard-work. This is truly a community that I am proud of and expect to grow over the next few years. After-Hours is grateful for your service. If you have any questions, please reply to this or ask me in my TeamSpeak channel. I will happily respond. Please also report any suspicious or corrupt activity regarding our members, and especially keep an eye on our newer members.

Thanks, Confusion