Well the last few days have been hectic. Everything here has been malfunctioning around Aperture and Zbot and I were some of the few still available to fix the problems. This is because most of the Aperture Science employees were laying on the ground half concsious and some without pants. Anyways, we fixed most of the problems and the newest episode of ASEMBLE is up and running. There will be information that few on the planet know about as well as some epic artwork and a sweet map that Zbot have testing for days. Not because we need more data, but because it's so [redacted] epic! Don't take this announcement for it, though. Go to our website, download the episode, and hear for yourself. Then try it yourself. So stop staring at this and do it!

Alcholic... Research... ASEMBLE... your brain is wondering why I'm spouting such random words. Well you see, Zbot and I need help for our next episode of ASEMBLE. As in we ABSOLUTELY NEED our fans to help us in a matter of major importance, a matter so big that it could change the very existence of life itself. Interested? Head over to http://forum.thepodkast.com/viewtopic.php?f=45&t=161 to learn more.

Good evening girls and boys/ ladies and gentlemen. The latest episode of ASEMBLE is now out on our website. You'll be hearing Zbot and myself, as well as our guest host, Nutter, talk about our acursed rivals, Black Mesa, as well some other epic things. Also, for those who don't know, the ASEMBLE website now has a new gadget added to the sidebar: a contact us page. Just type in your name, email, and message you want to send us, click submit, and your email will be sent to us in a snap. So what are you doing reading this message?! Go listen to the show and send us those emails!

Hello everyone. It's Codename. For those who were not told in our last "One Server, One Class" event, the next recording of ASEMBLE is on New Years Eve and because we were lucky to land on such a big day, we're making this episode LIVE! That's right everyone, you can all tune in tomorrow and listen to Zbot, myself, and our guest host, [redacted], talk about the latest things coming from Valve and, of course, the Portal 2 community. This episode is going to be extra special because we'll be talking about these mysterious rumors that Black Mesa has begun to "remobilize". We'll be starting the stream at about 3pm EST (or 8pm GMT for all you Europeans) (not 1pm - 2pm as we originally planned because something suddenly came up and we have to set it back a small bit). We will not be doing another live show for a long while, so you definitely cannot miss this one. We'll post up another announcement for when the show actually begins; we just wanted to give you all a heads up. Hope to see you all there.

Edit: More news! Our ASEMBLE website has a new addition to its sidebar: a "contact us" gizmo. Now all you have to do is get on our site, type in your name, email, and your question/ idea/ thoughts/ etc., click submit and presto! email sent. Hope we get to read some epic emails on the livestream tomorrow!

Hey everyone. As you can see, we got another episode of ASEMBLE out. There will a lot of good things to listen to in this one, just like all of our other ones. Trust us, though, this episode is more jam packed than any of our others ones, especially because ASEMBLE is now offically gone to Phase II. If you want to help us get to Phase III, spread the word because we're on a roll and we have no intention of stopping. So head over to our website and get ready to feel the science that is ASEMBLE!