Hail Alex-Sama

ou weeaboos and tryhards are gathered here today to participate in the occult worship of your godly figure known as Alex-Sama.

As per the rules of a cult, you must devote your life to the service of Alex-Sama with no hesitation. I thereby beseech you to lend me your energy to absolutely dumpster the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who believe that they even have the slightest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chance of dethroning your Sama.

Note that in the extremeley unlikely event that the best Sama this world has ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seen is unexpectedly DDoSed by terrorists, this is a cult therefore you will be compelled by the hand of your Sama to remain in your occult worship.

The rewards of your life service to the cult are many, most notably being "saved" when the "Dumpster Day" begins.

In the event that I am to unexpectedly succumb to my own mortality, the next person to worship shall be EE-Sama.

Please refer all inquiries to me personal assistant Jackayy Lmao.

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