WE ARE THE ANTI LEPRECHAUN LEAGUE. WE STRIVE TO DESTROY ALL LEPRECHAUNS

If you join you are obligated to:
kill leprechauns on sight
report games containing leprechauns
shun all leprechauns
not celebrate saint Patrick's day
burn all four leaf clovers
If you find a leprechaun and its pot of gold, empty the gold, put the leprechaun in the pot, and boil him alive