KNEEL BEFORE YOUR TRAIN OVERLORD, SCUM!

We believe in the faith of the Train Overlords. For their hunger for auto-snipers must be quenched; and only then can their blessings be upon us. Foul heathen scum, thou shalt only be allowed to join us in our prosperity only when thou hath fed the insatiable hunger of the Train Overlords.

*Ca-train-ing not provided.