For the steam games of doom

Both of my legs are gone. I have eaten them both. The desk next to me is halfway gone, but I can't reach the other half. Because the desk was metal, all of my teeth have fallen out too. It's been 3 weeks, and I am starving. The only reason I have survived is because I drank the toilet water a little bit at a time. Don't worry, it wasn't poop water because I AM STILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CONSTIPATED.