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Purpose

This group is intended for those who are followers of Neugitism and friends of Lenny, the magnificent founder of this group. The forsaken followers of this thriving religion are classified as Neugits, for they have massive chodes and a passion for fine-bootied women. If you are new to this religion, you will be denied to enter, for there is a test that everyone must complete accordingly. If you fail, you will be ravaged excessively and not given a second chance. I recommend only the most bravest and courageous men to accept. May the Neugit Gods shine their beaming rods upon you.

Oath of Neugitism

I pledge to the great Neugit Gods, that I, will uphold all Neugit beliefs and laws. I pledge to treat my successors as if they were like my chode; I will clean it, touch it, massage it, fap it, and use it on such magnificent, fat-bootied women. The games I play, in attempt, will take a complete moral effect on myself, it will change me and at times, "hurt me" (Nathan 69). I have every inalienable right to hold what I already believe in, regardless of thy religion. I pledge, on the behalf of my soul and limp horse penis, that I will respect the Neugit Gods and my title as a fellow Neugit...

Rite of Passage

In order to become a follower of this firm religion, you must first have a skill in snorting as if you were a nerd getting an erection over a Michael Obama photo in a Healthy Living Magazine. Secondly, you must present and preserve a skill in most shooters, especially Counter-Strike: Gentile Offensive. Thirdly, you will impress the founder, executive, or the Neugit Gods in any video game that they possess. Fourthly, you will circumcise your tiny penis and buy a $250 razor to shave every spec of pubic hair along your balls, shaft, and in some cases, the belly. In addition, you will succeed in preventing any razor rashes in the vicinity of your penis. If you fail in any of these steps, as stated, you will be ravaged and not accepted.