What this group is all about and why we're so cool

Hello my name is ExpertCreeperCodKid911 i was born in vietnam and lived there for 5 years until my parents went broke and because of that i moved to africa with my family into my gram-grams house with me grand pa-pa where i joined the nigearian army unforunately because of a monkey boy (small black child) over powering me and took me ak and shot my officer i was booted out by this time i was 18 so i left africa to get away from me family and live an independent life so i left to cuba because i wanted to join the cuban giants base-ball team they said i wasin't athletic enough even tho i was in the african army for 6+ years so i just decided to join the cuban army. And that's my life story so far terrible grammar and currently stationed in germany with the nazi party but you get the point. to who ever is reading this send bleach. Thank you-