She comin through she suckin dick suck my dick so good I'm like goddamn you dirty bitch you dirty bitch you dirty bitch

why is it When a girl gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt ScrewMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection pouch, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

get shrekt m8

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MOTHERFUCKER ONCE U BEEN STABBED, U HAVE TO SHANK 8 FUCKING OGRES. IF YOU GET SHANKED BY ONE YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY A OGRE IT’S SO FUCKING BLACK PEOPLE WILL SHIT OUT TUBS OF KFC CHICKEN WINGS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHERFUCKING GANG LEADER OF OGRES, IF YOU BRAKE DIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN YOULL BEE SHANKED IN A DARK ALLEY SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS A OGRE

Hello my people

Whenever I frag people in video games and get Ogrekill, my cock becomes eshrekt and I scream into the microphone, "GET SHREEEEEEEEEEEKT!!!."




Shrek is love I say. Shrek is life. All glory be to the ogrelord.

heil farquaad

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shrek is my ogre lord

CatalystEXE for the win

WHAT ARE YA DOING IN MAH SWAMP?

Shrek is love Shrek is life

http://youtu.be/3NQqTLndQj8
Shrek is love shrek is life

>My shrek video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6HrEDxor0U

Its... Its all Taylor now....

I let shrek inside me last night, it was very shrek

Hi I'm a 9 year old boy who has a Shrek merchandise my dad called me a faggot and sent me to bed where's the Shrekcom

laddies my keyboard face is messed up

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I was on a server. Everything was normal, until something awful happened. BREAD. Everyone started obsesing ogre bread. People changed there names to sound like bread jokes. It was awful. They said an awful sentance. It's a burden to have these words in my head. If you have a poor heart, don't read the next couple of sentances. They said; "bread is love, bread is life". And I got on a vantage point and saw everyone on the server. They were all eating bread. And for one very brief moment, they were all Farquads. I knew the truth. Bread is the food of Farquad. Inform Shrek. Get rid of all the bread. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Prepare your anus, laddie.

I'm the real ogre lord.

you best shrek your privilege, you cisgender scum

Check yourself, before you shrek yourself.

Why are ogres like onions?
They make you cry.
Though onion cry is not from butthurt or appreciation.

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take that back Shrek is Love WE MUST WORSHIP

Shrek is dreck. Prince Charming is passion

Its not ogre.....its never ogre

i was cold and suddenly i felt a warmth coming close to me
something touched me....i looked up it was shrek, he said to me "this is MY swamp" and grabbed me with his powerful ogre hands and put me on my hands and knees. I was so happy that i spred my ass cheeks to Shrek.

he slapped me and sent me to bed

My father called me a f****t, I called him a c***

I am the biggest broger out there may i be a mod?
i am here to destroy all farquad faggots and rule with a green fist







Shrek is love, Shrek is life