Originally posted by ٠•● Zester:

Originally posted by Nexio | ☎✔ in 2 days:

You're banned for being a grammar nazi.

You're banned for not remembering I've made that so clear it burns.

You're banned because you corrected my grammar.

Originally posted by Dapper Mercenary:

Reminds me of the time King.com tried to license the word "Saga" and wanted to sue the people who made Banner Saga.
As if anyone can ever confuse Banner Saga with Candy Crush Saga. One is a bloody pretentious wank of a "game" with barely anything good about it, and the other is Banner Saga.

They also wanted to trademark protect the word Candy.
To be honest, a company shouldn't be able to claim the rights on using a single regular damn word.

Originally posted by ٠•● Zester:

Originally posted by nicoper:

You're banned for talking about some game that most likely doesn't exist.

You're banned 'cause you have no evidence

You're banned because you believe I have no evidence when I clearly do.

Originally posted by ٠•● Zester:

Originally posted by ƘЯϒƵƬΛℒ Zhe ÐΣѴƗƪ:

You're banned because i'm bored.

You're banned for being bored and not going to bed, We need to start playing the game again. We have lives on this game right?

You're banned for talking about some game that most likely doesn't exist.

Originally posted by ٠•● Zester:

I have three circles, hl3 confirmed

I'm banned for confirming hl3

You're banned for delaying Half-Life 3 by another 3 months for confirming it.

Originally posted by ٠•● Zester:

Originally posted by Evoxrus XV:

Your are banned for having some circle like thing at the front of your name.

You're banned for not liking my three circles,
You should see my previous names

You're banned for having a lower Steam level than me.

Originally posted by iVoltaire:

Originally posted by nicoper:

You're banned for having an account that isn't even one year old.

But..... I just started last july..... Of course I'm still new

You're banned for stating the obvious, and for only being level 3.

Originally posted by Evoxrus XV:

Your banned for not having a capital first letter as your username.

You're banned for no particular reason.

Originally posted by iVoltaire:

Originally posted by nicoper:

You're banned for having a lowercase i at the start of your name.

You're banned for having a name with no capital letters

You're banned for having an account that isn't even one year old.

Originally posted by iVoltaire:

Originally posted by nicoper:

*claps so slow that it takes a year for the hands to collide*

*claps so slow it takes a decade for the brain to register the clapping hands activity*

*claps really fast, but in around 1 degree Kelvin, so the hands barely move, alhough not minding that they aren't functioning anymore to the the extreme temperature*