Originally posted by ƘЯϒƵʘℒΛƧ ƇΛƓΣ:

Kebab.

Bloody hell, now I'm hungry.

Originally posted by NerdRegisord413(Happy 420):

Originally posted by Weeb Garbage Slendermane:

Granted. You pet a rock once.

I wish for all w33bs to be deded

Granted, you have weeb in your name so you are deded. Me as well.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but you forgot it within 3 seconds.

I wish that the sun would never run out of tiny atoms to extract energy from through fusion.

Originally posted by Kazakh brick FRC:

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

granted, it's so silly your account is deleted

I wish for everything good

aliens attack

I wish for something stupid

Granted, but you got something that isn't stupid at all, now you are the stupid one instead of the object.

I wish that I hadn't tried to get the damn WiFi connection to work on my Raspberry Pi Zero for 3-4 hours, i.e. that it would just have worked the first time, instead of not working at all.

Originally posted by ƘЯϒƵʘℒΛƧ ƇΛƓΣ:

Hue?

Philips

Originally posted by Fapness:

Originally posted by ƘЯϒƵʘℒΛƧ ƇΛƓΣ:

Granted, but she's a serial killer.

I wish I had a pet duck.

Granted,but it turns out to be a bomb and blows up your entire house.


I wish for colors.

Granted, but you only get black, white, and all gradients possible to create with them.

I wish that Steve Jobs hadn't died.

Originally posted by Gianfranco Stercoforti:

head

Rolling.

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by nicoper:

Well, since the D isn't capitalized in "dick", I doubt anyone smart enough to handle being a mod in the first place would mistake it as "Dick".

never said it would be a mod

Not directly, but you quoted it straight from the list of things that possibly influences their choice of potential moderators.

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by Zennock:

Don't be a dick.

Imagine if someone took that as "Don't be called Dick" (Dick is a short name for Richard, incase you didn't know)

Well, since the D isn't capitalized in "dick", I doubt anyone smart enough to handle being a mod in the first place would mistake it as "Dick".

Originally posted by Fapness:

Originally posted by G_lad:

Hot.

Sausages

Bread.

Thanks for your time as a moderator!