Originally posted by Darkanine:

Originally posted by Raddenson11:

I had a crush
I talked to her
Turns out she's probably lesbian
Fuck
My
Life

My only crush dated my sister for almost a year..

That must have hurt.

Originally posted by G_lad:

Originally posted by nicoper:

Okay, how about "Hi", then?

More like "there's something I wanna tell ye"

But I still don't see why "hello" or "hi" can't be used as a conversation starter.

Originally posted by Raddenson11:

I had a crush
I talked to her
Turns out she's probably lesbian
Fuck
My
Life

I guess you can, err, do some weird surgery and change yourself to female?
But it's probably not very smart unless you really want to.

Originally posted by Darkanine:

Hello might be a bit to formal, just be nice, friendly and casual.

Okay, how about "Hi", then?

Originally posted by FRCNexio:

Originally posted by Darkanine:

Just remember that she's just another human being. Be nice and friendly, try to figure out if she has an online presence like Facebook or Tumblr and politely talk to her there as well.

I added her fb like 2 days ago only time will tell if it works.

How about sending "Hello" in a message?

Originally posted by Krinkov:

I don't play or watch Pokémon.

https://youtu.be/-NuONuafxwk
Holy shit, Steam now embeds youtu.be links and get out.avi works again thanks to that :D

Originally posted by FRCNexio:

Troll dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

Rayquaza, Treecko, Zigzagoon, Kyurem, Piplup, Mew, just to name a few.

Originally posted by Darkanine:

Old Man.

My grandfather.

Originally posted by Blackright709:

Originally posted by nicoper:

Sounds like a plan.

Edit:
Here's what I found: http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-a-Crush
And if it doesn't work out: http://www.wikihow.com/Get-over-a-Crush
WikiHow is the best source of information ever, they told me to rub a shitload of salt mixed to a paste with water on my fingers after getting Loctite Glue on them - and it sort of worked.

Lovely...

Indeed.

Originally posted by Blackright709:

Originally posted by Krinkov:

K. What would you do to get your crush to like you?

Ask the Internet for advice?

Sounds like a plan.

Edit:
Here's what I found: http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-a-Crush
And if it doesn't work out: http://www.wikihow.com/Get-over-a-Crush
WikiHow is the best source of information ever, they told me to rub a shitload of salt mixed to a paste with water on my fingers after getting Loctite Glue on them - and it sort of worked.