Prusak of Many Perks and Talents původně napsal:

Pie původně napsal:

yes you do, because you would be demoted

Give me the man, I will find three offences

me

Prusak of Many Perks and Talents původně napsal:

I don't need to dream

yes you do, because you would be demoted
this would be without consequence

Who would you choose?
I will not be sharing my opinion because I am pussy in the morning

I would have to say Jens head

And I would just requote youtube videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPNdWnwuBDI

"I don't know why I had this thought, but I will just say it.

What if Santa's sack is just his ballsacks, and when he unleashes his load the sperm forms into toys, when he first starts, he is all pent up for waiting a whole year to wank it. The first children house he visits gets all the good shit, because he is loaded, and when he nuts the sperm turn into toys. As the night gets longer, he gets more dry which results into crappier toys. Eventually when he runs out of sperm from being all empty, he just shits in a bag and gives it to children calling it coal." -Pie

Sir Illic původně napsal:

Pie původně napsal:

Roll a d20

IT'S A PERFECT 20 CRITICAL HIT!!!

YOU'RE IN EVERYONE'S HEAD

Kptn Howdy původně napsal:

Pie původně napsal:

WHAT'D YOU GET

a 7

your stuck with the person you despise the most

yourself

robomagon původně napsal:

Snow původně napsal:

I was going to say the same thing. It could potentially travel great distances very quickly.

And without the romero zombie, we wouldnt be able to have this fun conversation. Most likely.

Just play this:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/246620/
You can even make a zombie virus if you want.

Name a virus ":D"

Kptn Howdy původně napsal:

Pie původně napsal:

ROLL IT

ALRIGHT


*tosses dice*

WHAT'D YOU GET

Kptn Howdy původně napsal:

Pie původně napsal:

Roll a d20

nerd

ROLL IT