For fucks sake they hired monkeys and chimpanzees for the QA team.

A supercomputer wouldn't be able to run it, geniuses.

Immigrants.

Are Canadian girls as easy as I remember them to be?

Originally posted by 🎀 A_COCO 🎀:

Originally posted by rojimboo:

B-bu-but, you're Canadian...

How did that happen?

If it enforces the streotype I tend to walk around my house in the winter with nothing on but shorts.

That's better. Much better.

Originally posted by 🎀 A_COCO 🎀:

Originally posted by rojimboo:

Have you ever ice-skated the Rideau Canal in Ottawa?

How did you warm up afterwards?

I've wanted to but I've never gone ice skating in my life. I'd probably warm up with A_COCA.

B-bu-but, you're Canadian...

How did that happen?

Have you ever ice-skated the Rideau Canal in Ottawa?

How did you warm up afterwards?

Originally posted by 🎀 A_COCO 🎀:

Originally posted by rojimboo:

Answer these questions please. All are empirically observed, and verifiable.

1. Why are nights warming faster than days, if the culprit is the Sun?

2. Why is the stratosphere (upper part of the atmosphere) cooling and the troposphere (lower part) warming?

3. Why are the oceans warming in the way that they are specifically, penetrating from top to bottom according to an increased greenhouse gas effect?

4. Why are winters warming faster than summers?

5. Why is more infrared radiation observed on the surface of Earth?

6. Why is less heat (longer wavelength reflected radiation) escaping to space?

1. The boundry layer is very thin at night and lower at night as well. Causing extra heat to be trapped near the ground, heating the night. Well during the day the boundry layer increases in size which spreads the heat over a larger area.

2. An increase of CO2 in the atmosphere.

3. Because oceans absorb more heat as the air temperature rises, which mean the atmosphere effects the warmth of the oceans.

4. Cold areas warm faster than already hot areas. I.E rule of diminishing returns.

5. Warm surfaces reemit their heat as infrared radiation.

6. Due to human impacts more CO2 is around which traps heat. Leading to less being able to escape into space.

Holy shit!

This is largely correct.

I didn't expect that.

I am now speechless and keyboardwarriorless.

Why couldn't you be a denialist and be stumped by these questions?? We could have derailed and danced. ...he says after stating he was speechless

I applaud you. We need more like you.

Originally posted by Baseball Bibbins:

Originally posted by Hellewin:

M8, you trying to make a statement or somefing

He sounds like a hippie to me.

Here, have some

Need more flowers in my inventory. Dammit.

Answer these questions please. All are empirically observed, and verifiable.

1. Why are nights warming faster than days, if the culprit is the Sun?

2. Why is the stratosphere (upper part of the atmosphere) cooling and the troposphere (lower part) warming?

3. Why are the oceans warming in the way that they are specifically, penetrating from top to bottom according to an increased greenhouse gas effect?

4. Why are winters warming faster than summers?

5. Why is more infrared radiation observed on the surface of Earth?

6. Why is less heat (longer wavelength reflected radiation) escaping to space?

Originally posted by Fork_Q2:

Originally posted by 🎀 A_COCO 🎀:

Because apparently I just don't feel like it.

Replicant detected.

My mother... I'll tell you about my mother.

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise.

It's crawling toward you...

You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back.

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping.

Why is that?