Originally posted by Purple:

Time to make a Tyrannical Empire!

>doesn't already have one

Originally posted by Colonel "Festive" Cosmetic:

Originally posted by Battleman 86:

I put drugs in my water supply

I already did that, gotta make sure my… soldiers stay in line

It made me 8th in the world for highest drug usage

Originally posted by Copy That:

Originally posted by kazakh brick:

We are regulars
You are a normie

>vanilla Steam emotes

53.8% from cancer

http://imgur.com/6ZKcEBg

I put drugs in my water supply

Earlier this month, one of your aides stumbled upon a makeshift encampment of missing bureaucrats in the bowels of Gallepia. Their discovery has prompted debate on whether the government has become too large and unwieldy.

“What we have discovered is the bureaucrat’s natural habitat,” soothingly narrates renowned naturalist Nigel Verithorough. “We have visited this tribal community several times since its discovery and have made great strides in understanding their unfamiliar ways. What was immediately clear to us was that this community would never be able to survive in our world. In the name of cultural preservation, we must protect their environment - in this case, the catacombs of So He Kin’s Capitol. Study and observe, but do not destroy, Leader.”

Originally posted by merry kazakhmas:

being gay is now a crime that will get you executed

Sounds like Russia

“One washroom is fine, sweeties, but why all this fuss over artificial categories?” asks Mx. Eliot, looking great in a fetching tuxedo and miniskirt combo. “Just take off the boy and girl signs on the doors, and be gender fluid about where you pass your fluids. Where would you be without me, darling?”

My citizens are grown in vats