Originally posted by erickt123:

Originally posted by Zalinto:

Some people actually consider spiders as pets.

shit.

I will be sure afraid if that spider looks like it's going to jump and bite me. I don't know how exactly is it possible to have spiders for pets.

If you have lions as pets, why not tarantula?

Originally posted by Raymond | trade.tf:

It's nice how like half of us have completely disregarded the user agreement (18+ only) for using Steam.

Valve approves!

My name is unoriginal/10

Originally posted by StingerRPG:

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

granted, but valve scams you out of it

I wish for bombnicon

It will not explode upon death.

I wish for a UTG Type 96(L96/AWP) airsoft rifle. They don't have these here, damn it.

Grantes, but killing with it kills you too.

I wish for BFG 9000

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

Originally posted by cringe:

granted

its mass flies

i wish fkr cringe

granted, but you computer explodes from all the cringe

I wish for more cosmetics

Granted, but they are all duped

I wish for unusual archimedes with new effect - doves (small archimedeses flying around him)

Originally posted by Raymond | trade.tf:

For those too lazy to click the link, that's a project focusing on developing a play about a gay drug dealer getting captured by ISIS. An ISIS gay falls in love with him, and the drug dealer falls in love with him, and stuff happens.

Still better lovestory than twilight

At the end they all die.

Originally posted by Colonel Cosmetic:

life saver
10/10

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
sorry, got bored

I am too old
I might die from the old age soon

Im 17

Originally posted by Krinkov:

I wish I had bonus ducks

Wish granted
But you will be teleported back to 2014 with the memory of what is going to happen and you cant stop it from happening

There is nothing that scares me

expect 3 things - snipers, spies and spiders