Originally posted by SirDowner:

A what-now?

Writing a haiku.
Is not a job for everyone.
SirDowner must git gud.

Originally posted by Just A Magic Bagel:

Inserting his fish fillet into the feathry dish made the atmosphere humid.

Starbound Rule 34 can be funny sometimes...

Originally posted by ///AUTONGENTOT:

doesnt look like a xolotl to me.

You mean this?[starbounder.org]
I beg to differ.

Mine is my Hylotl character in Starbound.
I fiddled the screenshot a bit with Paint so the image wouldn't look too pixelated.

Some of the swears: Porra, Merda, Filho da puta, Buceta, Caralho, Vai se fuder.
Translation: Cum/Fuck, Shit, Son of a bitch, Vagina, Dick, Go fuck yourself.

Swearing in portuguese always sounds more violent for some reason...

I've just got invited to the group, so I'll introduce myself, which is socially desirable.

I'm just a Heavy main who happens to make other people ragequit a lot. It's not an uncommon sight to see a lone soul on the enemy team typing furiously HACKER on the chat or yelling AIMBOT on the mic followed by a taunt after a lucky crit, even though I killed them 20-30 times before.
I tend to camp on the forums from time to time, mostly including the ones of the games I own.
I'm also a quick learner, which means I can provide a good challenge on a lot of games.
I don't claim to be the best in everything, that would be egocentric and stupid. I'm just probably better than the "majority" of people.

And last but not least, I'm only rude to people who are rude to me. So unless you talked back to me with some poorly made insults like no u or shut up lol, then don't be afraid to talk to me.