I'd take the dog. Easier to kill and no risk of cannibalism-related diseases.

EDIT:

dino_inc původně napsal:

Veleno původně napsal:

I'll save the dog for when I get hungry.

What if the sinking boat is right next to a dock, and there's only time to carry out one of them? It doesn't have to be in the middle of the ocean.

If that's the case then I'd save whoever's youngest between the old man and the ex-con. i.e. whoever has more life left to live.

I like satire. It lets me insult people with a straight face and pretend that it's just a joke.

Also, OP forgot to work "kids these days" or "in my day" into his post.

Erick původně napsal:

AlReev původně napsal:

2bad

Prusak was robbed.

AlReev původně napsal:

robomagon původně napsal:

Eventually something will come out.

White stuff?

Sometimes. And it'll definitely be hot.

Mr. Gency původně napsal:

👻👻spookmato původně napsal:

G_lad

Legend of Korra

Orgasm

Just A Magic Spoop původně napsal:

SpoopyVolts~•~ FRC původně napsal:

war

TRIGGEREDEDED

Keep pulling on it. Eventually something will come out.

👻👻spookmato původně napsal:

SpoopyVolts~•~ FRC původně napsal:

Careless whisper

ASMR

Orgasm

SpoopyVolts~•~ FRC původně napsal:

robomagon původně napsal:

Litter

Yoko littner

Manliness

Erick původně napsal:

2 hours left, I'll be ranking the jokes and I'll announce the winners soon.

Doom was a finantial flop that almost caused a crash in the IBM-PC gaming market and led to the rise and dominance of the MAC OS platform for gaming that lasted for many years after. It had little to no impact on PC game design as a whole and was quickly forgotten save for being referenced as the butt of many an inside joke about the poor quality of early 90's gaming that only the nerdiest of gamers would actually get today. It's become so obscure that even Family Guy has used it in cutaway gags. Repeatedly.

Stake from Jate Farm původně napsal:

Kɾყȥყɯҽҽɳ původně napsal:

Not sure about you, but Miguel and Pigeonbee can post just fine.

I'm looking at the WeDraw? group discussions, and it says only moderators and admins can post.

http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/groups/allofyoursoulsaremine