A highschool chemistry teacher named Walter White decides that in order to get the money he needs to secure his family's ability to live he will start a bake sale of massive proportions. The food he's baking and selling? Blue rock candies.

Next time you catch him not flushing just give him a swirlie while it's still in there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_j1AHJlBw4

Originally posted by Dexious:

Originally posted by Sir Illic:

I just noticed, I'll have to avoid the general discussions until it's on the second page now.

somemone

SOME

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

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Originally posted by Zachary:

I was the cleric, and a skeleton bashed my arm off.

That was a good answer to the question.

Originally posted by Just A Magic Bagel:

Also, why was there an unarmored and unarmed KNIGHT?

I think he was doing something to undermine the corrupt mafia-style control of the city and had to not be wearing giant screw-off armor that clanks like crazy with an equally big weapon

Originally posted by Just A Magic Bagel:

That's rough, buddy.

I survived because he was unarmed.

Tried to non-lethally take out an unarmored and un-armed knight in DnD by tackling him.
He rolled really high and basically resonated a forcefield around himself which bounced me backwards.
Before I could even do anything he then sucker-punched me in the face and laid me out in one hit because I was 1st level.

The cleric then flawlessly two shot him without taking a single point of damage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK5reol6SyQ

Originally posted by Nicky:

I'm not sure that has anything to do with my standards for a family member, is that what you look for in one?

It's an unrelated question.

Originally posted by Nicky:

No one here really, they're not very bright the lot of them.

How bright would someone have to be to brain you with a crowbar?