Originally posted by Kryztal:

That was the point.

Do you not get the point of my post though?
It was that it didn't look like a freaking joke, hence the confusion.

Originally posted by Kryztal:

The joke flew over your head.

Because it was a crap joke that was within the realms of believability as normal stupidity.
Sorry, I forgot you can't read:
your joke sucked and looked like an unironic 4chan post

Originally posted by Kryztal:

Lmao.

Could you really not have been bothered to read like a paragraph and a half?

Originally posted by Kryztal:

It was a joke.
Wasn't the greentext obvious?

No, some people use greentext unironically.
Good job on avoiding reading my post which was meant to give you some tips on avoiding this in the future by the way. Continue with your ignorance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Mw4MS7CNAw

Originally posted by Kryztal:

My fuck, you guys are taking me seriously?

You didn't make it particularly obvious you were joking.
My general rules of thumb are:
Saying something so stupid that no one would actually genuinely believe you mean it. (Unfortunately yours fell into the Poe's law pit where it was just believably stupid enough that instead of believing you were joking, there was a good chance you were serious.)
Saying something without any of your general typing traits (for instance, if you were to drop grammar and capitalization.)
And
Putting some kind of emoticon there that people would know is a sign you're joking. Like for me, it's this

Originally posted by Kryztal:

No, I just think it's funny that people still watch movies nowadays.

You do realize that most celebrities are famous BECAUSE they're in movies, right?
You do realized that the movie industry rakes in billions of dollars every year, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV1qDpyyAMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3THL_7Z29Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL9fnVtz_lc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o0Co4kbRZo

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Originally posted by Prusak:

That's my copypasta you jerk

I was using it before I arrived here.