Originally posted by TPS Reiddonith:

not a good one.

Why don't you tell us about your grievous injury where you got a giant tree limb shoved up your arse?

Originally posted by Zachary:

oh
i thought i did

Nope, she's the only one that I was the one to invite from our little group.

I invited Call. (currently has the name edgemaster666)

you make a great couple

Originally posted by ༺RussianBias.exe™:

Originally posted by ///AUTOMATA | tipofthehats.org:

Not another furry

Oh god no

Harambe wouldn't want this.

Originally posted by YieldingBusiness:

But sir, last time I checked, a shotgun is not a birthstone.

yeah it is

Originally posted by YieldingBusiness:

What are you implying here?

that my birthstone is shotgun

shotgun

You seem like someone I would want to argue with.
That's sort of a compliment, at least I meant it as one.

When I was a little kid I almost got hit by a jeep burning rubber down the road, when I was a slightly less little kid I almost broke my spinal cord on a trampoline.
Also when I was a little kid I was asleep during a drive-by attempt on our house that fortunately failed completely.