Ok, I will talk about the self defense ways I learnt from a trustworthy thought

You are in danger and have to fight somebody? Don't risk it just kick him in the dick hard and jump and land your elbow on his ribs, dead

He have a knife? Wrap your cloth around your arm, unless he stabs, that arm should be able to block knife like a shield

He have a gun? If he is holding it really close to your head or something, get it off your face and bite his arm holding the gun and shoot him

He is far away from fist range? You are dead m8, good game

Originally posted by mr rental:

I made this when I was 9
https://youtu.be/stt5pcTJRqE
I don't know how it got that many views either

So you are 13

Great, make a difference

Ok here is life's biggest secret















Everybody posted in this thread was my alt, if you don't believe it I will get another alt and paste the same thing under this

Originally posted by Regisord413:

Originally posted by ///AUTOMATA | tipofthehats.org:

She won

I wish that Ultimate arena emotes doesnt exist

But you explode.

I wish my friend would stop dating my crush.

You friend is dating your crush? Or you crushed your friend's date

Originally posted by Migueleby:

Originally posted by Dapper Cadaver:

Not unless they all want the same thing and this become sentryfortress2, because there is no team anymore, 5 sentrys=win

Then if you don't want that and want to take the game seriously, go to competitive.

Where there is almost no place for spy: my favorite class and a medic soldier combo with 4 scouts wins
The class unbalance in comp is a thing now

Originally posted by Migueleby:

Originally posted by Dapper Cadaver:

Start from click 4 and 1 and keep clicking 1 and watch you go topscore
Sure.

However, they can play whatever they want, you can't force them to play the crap that you want.

Not unless they all want the same thing and this become sentryfortress2, because there is no team anymore, 5 sentrys=win

Originally posted by AlReev:

Discord or Riot.

But I just want to sleep right now.

Yeah I got it I got it I got it
(Sandman in the head)
How's that nuckle head

Originally posted by Migueleby:

The problem with this idea is that you're forcing f2p players to test all the classes, what if they don't want to?, what if they just want to play sniper or spy?

They can play whatever they want, and also they have to start somewhere.

Start from click 4 and 1 and keep clicking 1 and watch you go topscore
Sure.

Originally posted by TPS Reiddonith:

Originally posted by Dapper Cadaver:

YOU, ARE, DEAD!

ALL OF YOU ARE, DEAD!

KILLING YOU, IS FULL TIME JOB NOW!

Nein

RUUUUUN, RUUUUUUUUUN, IM COMING FOR YOU

Originally posted by StarsInSpace (Zach):

Originally posted by Dapper Cadaver:

Nope never heard of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9f0u8-nzqQ&index=138&list=PLZmGqaZaq7uxTEdGzTXddKLy91CRWXfCs

Iiiiiiiiii'm not even gonna click that