Originally posted by AlReev:

Originally posted by dino_inc:

You're allergic to all fruits? That sucks.

Indeed.

Even worse, just by looking at them would make me want to puke.

Great! Are you interested in airport security? We are hiring!

Originally posted by Raymond FRC:

Originally posted by Dapper Cadaver:

Son, I'm gonna blow that duuumb look right off your stupid face
Kabooooooon!
They gonna have tom glue you back together, IN HELL

*dead ringer uncloak*
I think not.
Ahem.
LET'S SETTLE THIS LIKE GENTLEMEN!!

No I think not
It seems I am not the only spy

Originally posted by iVoltaire~•~ FRC:

Originally posted by Dapper Cadaver:

You get it, and you traded your monitor for it

I wish a Aussie strange professional killstreak knife

Granted, but it has a really shit sheen and killstreaker

I wish to be able to get high

Oh it's still Aussie

You can go climb that tree over there

Now I wish a Aussie strange professional killstreak amby

Originally posted by Sir Illic:

Originally posted by dino_inc:

Propaganda wall:
Because it is the choice of the times, representing the history of the way forward, it set out to show the outstanding advantages, the Chinese revolutionary new look. In the long revolutionary struggle, formed by Mao Zedong at the core of the first generation of central collective leadership, the leadership of our party to the basic principles of Marxism-Leninism with the concrete realities of China, after repeated exploration, summing up successes and failures on the basis of find the revolutionary road with Chinese characteristics, to overthrow imperialism, feudalism and bureaucrat-capitalism three big mountains, a new China, and further realize the transition from new Democracy to socialism, establishing the basic system of socialism, We made tremendous achievements in socialist construction. In this historical upheaval, the Chinese Communist Party and its correct decisions communists from generation to generation the spirit of self-sacrifice, to win the people of all nationalities including the democratic parties of the trust and support. History has proved that only the Communist Party of China can lead the Chinese people won national independence, people's liberation and the victory of socialism.
Realization of the Advancement Party is not easy. In China, an economically and culturally backward Eastern country to build socialism, is a new subject in the history of the development of Marxism. On this issue, our party made a useful exploration, had achieved important achievements, also experienced serious twists and turns, it paid a huge price. But our party is a good summary of the experience in advance, it is possible to treat their serious mistakes party. After the Third Plenary Session of the Party re-established the ideological line of emancipating the mind, seeking truth from facts, carefully corrected his mistake. Deng Xiaoping as the core of the second generation of central collective leadership with extraordinary political wisdom, courage courageous revolution, led the whole Party and people of all ethnic groups in the reform and opening, successfully blazed a building socialism with Chinese characteristics of the new road. Since the party's Fourth Plenary Session, with Comrade Jiang Zemin as the core of the third generation of central collective leadership and the future, withstood the late eighties early nineties severe test of the international and domestic political turmoil, and properly handle the domestic and foreign relations a series of major issues, reform, opening up and modernization construction to advance to a new stage and has made great achievements in various fields, and fully demonstrated the ability to unite the party ahead in a complex situation, control the overall situation, open up. After the founding of the revolution and construction on the basis of achievements, after 20 years of efforts, socialist China increasingly show its vigor and vitality, has attracted world attention. Facts have fully proved that only the Chinese Communist Party led the people to the construction of socialism with Chinese characteristics and create a path to realize national rejuvenation, prosperity of the country and the people's happiness.

Did you actually go through the trouble of translating this? You madman!

Copy-paste

Originally posted by Dexious:

I'm allergic to threads like these

Originally posted by Dapper Cadaver:

I have allergies to shitposts

NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO HELL NO

aha

master chief

i have a feeling steam was secretly taken over by the chinese government's agents who speak english

tell me if i'm wrong


everytime i post something in chinese, people i talked to for a long time start talking in chinese too






creeeeeepy

Originally posted by dino_inc:

Originally posted by iVoltaire~•~ FRC:

Granted, but it only runs sometimes when something new is announced

I wish to remember to wish

Granted, but you forget your life.

I wish for a lubricated keyboard.

You get it, and you traded your monitor for it

I wish a Aussie strange professional killstreak knife

Originally posted by dino_inc:

Originally posted by Dapper Cadaver:

Was quoting this necessary?