Originally posted by Gianfranco Stercoforti:

What the fuck

I love you too

Scout began walking furiously to the apartments where he saw his lover comit the ultimate sin.

"WHY? WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?" thought the now distraught Scout, his emotions clouding his judgement

But, as a sudden act of realization, he decided to stop right where he was, not caring about those around him.

"W..what if he...

doesn't love me anymore?"

As he stood contemplating, he decided to confront him at work on Monday. "Yeah...I'll just call him out then..."

Monday came, and it was the big day: he sees you polishing your guns, as usual, and decides it would be a good time to confront you.

"Hey, uh...would you mind if we talked?"

"No...not at all. What do you what to talk about?"

"W...would you mind if we took it to the lockers?"

"...Sure..."

You begin to question yourself; "Why is he so...nervous? He's literally the most confident guy I've ever met, but...why now of all times?"

You follow Scout to the lockers, and he begins to take out his bat from his locker.

Then he hits your head

"Ow! What was that for!?"

"THAT WAS FOR CHEATING ON ME YOU GOD DAMN...CHEATER! OH...DON'T ACT LIKE I DIDN'T SEE WHAT YOU DID WITH HEAVY! YOU BLEW THAT RUSSIAN CHUCKLENUT TILL YOU COULDN'T BREATHE!

"Scout-"

"DON'T "SCOUT" ME! DO YOU SEE HOW MAD I AM?"

You realize the situation is heading downhill fast, and you need to act quickly. Almost like you had a spasm in your arm, your arm heads torward his crotch. At a sudden, his rambling stopped.

"...Oh..." He said with such softness.

You decided that it shouldn't stop there, so you begin taking off his pants, eventually getting to his nice, hard♥♥♥♥♥♥ Of course, you begin the pleasure.

He moans, and as he is about to climax, you have a thought:"What if I try to apologize this way?" And, you continue to do so.

You both get completley naked and head to the showers. He gets on all fours and spreads his cheeks to reveal his glorious hole. Your♥♥♥♥♥♥cannot wait any longer, so you place it in.

As you grunt, he begins to moan.

But, you decide to drop him the question, pounding his hole simultaniously

"Hey...I know what I did was wrong....and...I'm sorry. I like heavy, but...I love you..."

"Shut up and pound me" He says softly.

You continue to do so, and you both eventually ejaculate on each other.

As you both lie on the shower floor, the both of you look at each other's eyes, gazing with love searing from your eyes, and♥♥♥♥♥guzzling out both your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s.

In the doorway, Heavy, who just got finished with his daily workout, decided to take a shower.

But then he saw both you and Scout, post intercourse.

He decided he could wait

TO BE CONTINUED

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Originally posted by Vaginal Infection:

Meaty Gear Solidified V: The Testicular Pain

Originally posted by the hacker known as 4chan:

I agree

Somebody actually did it. Now get back to work, people

A better idea: Get somebody to necro this thread
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/groups/-FRC-/discussions/0/282992646966627469/

FOREWORD The following takes place in an alternate reality in which Anna and Nick have already gotten married and, needless to say, are madly in love with each other.
They have also stumbled upon a beautiful Meadow, filled with colorful flowers that seemingly outnumber the grass. The Meadow has all the essentials - a neighboring Forest consisting of every plant known to Man, thus producing food; a River endlessly flowing with clean water; and a unique climate which is always just the right temperature: in the Meadow, it is impossible to be too hot or too cold, and precipitation does not exist. The plants in the Forest thrive without water. The Meadow is unknown to both Man and Animal. It has never been discovered by anyone, and will never be discovered again. Nick and Anna have decided to spend their days there alone, forsaking all material possessions. Even their clothing has been discarded, as they are needed neither for warmth nor for modesty, as there is no one around to hide their genitals from. As such, Anna and Nick reside in the Meadow completely naked, save for the crown of flowers he crafted for her.
Our story begins as Nick awoke one morning, lying in the flowers beside his sleeping wife. His arms were wrapped around her, and hers around him. Nick lovingly gazed at his beautiful Meadow princess. She lay on on her side, face buried in his shoulder and buttocks pushed outward as if she were in a semi-fetal position.
It wasn't long before Anna, too, woke from her sleep. While still asleep, she stretched her arms and legs and, to her horror, passed gas very loudly. Realizing what she had done, she quickly became alert and at the same time, embarrassed. Her face turned bright red, her eyes widened, and she unknowingly held on to Nick tighter.
Nick smiled and stroked her hair. "It's all right. I like it when you fart," he said. Anna, relieved, loosened her grip on him and for no particular reason, began stroking his erect penis. She slowly and sensually massaged it, which aroused them both. Anna sat up, leaned forward, and put her lips on the tip of his penis. She then began sliding up and down his entire penis, again very slowly. She did it very soft and rhythmically, as if it were not simply a meaningless sexual act but a sign of her love for him. With each repetition, she made sure to wet it with her saliva. She knew that Nick liked it wet. The way she leaned forward exposed her anus, and Nick salivated on his finger before beginning to slide it in and out of it. Other than this, Nick lay completely motionless, eyes closed, basking in the love he felt emanating from Anna.
Up, down. In, out. Anna's fellatio and Nick's anal fingering both followed the same rhythm. Eventually they forgot that they were even doing it at all and it continued only due to the repetition. Thier minds became clear and existence seemed to cease. The two had stopped being separate beings and melted together into one nothingness. But not a frightening nothingness. A peaceful nothingness. Anna and Nick continued to involuntarily pleasure each other for an unknown amount of time, and indeed they may have kept going forever had Anna not once again released flatulence quite loudly. They abruptly stopped, snapped back into their minds. Nick's penis and finger were both still inside of Anna, but all motion had stopped. Then, without words, the two agreed to take a break to allow Anna to more properly relieve herself. They walked together into the Forest and found a spot for Anna to defecate in.
She squatted down in front of Nick, who was kneeling and leaning in to get a closer look at her anus. It slowly dilated as the feces pushed its way out. The suspense nearly killed him as the tip entered his view while emerging from her anus. The few seconds seemed like hours as the contents of her bowels slowly slid out from the lower opening of her alimentary canal, her anus widening more and more in the process. Once finally released, the feces dropped to the ground beneath her. Anna let out a sigh of relief and even shivered a bit from how wonderful it felt.
Nick was occupied with staring at the majesty that lay on the grass before him. He made keen observations on the size (quite large for such a slender girl) and consistency of the waste that his sweet angel had just excreted. He clenched it in his fist to examine it better. It was neither too firm nor too soft. No "corn-like chunks" were present. He was able to mold it as if it were silly putty. He was very impressed with what a fine job she had done. So impressed that he began masturbating with it still in his hand, using it as a lubricant. While trying to spread it all over his penis, he noticed his clearly irritated wife, impatiently waiting for him to fulfill his duties. Since they had no material possessions, the two had to come up with an alternative to toilet paper. Anna allowed Nick to cleanse her using his tongue, while Nick generally lets himself air-dry.
Nick remembered this quickly and stopped masturbate so he could spread her cheeks apart with both hands. Anna didn't mind (or even notice) that he had gotten feces on her. Nick held her cheeks apart and placed his tongue on her anus. He licked it thoroughly, following no particular pattern. Up, down. Side-to-side. Around and around. In, out. He was careful to completely cleanse it. When he has finished, not a speck of feces remained. Of course, this wasn't going to last very long.
The two stood up. Anna threw her arms around Nick and showered him with kisses on the cheek, followed by the grand finale, a long, passionate kiss on the lips. However, his mind was elsewhere. Although his love for her overpowered his sexual desire, the sight of her anus drove him crazy, and he craved anal sex. He quickly kissed Anna back and requested anal intercourse. "Of course, dear!", she squealed.
She bent over and wrapped her arms around a tree for support. Nick used his still-feces-covered hand to guide his penis into her anus. Once it was in, he began slowly thrusting his pelvis while placing his soiled hand on her shoulder and the other on a buttcheek. "That feels so good, sweetie," she said in a daze. She closed her eyes and relaxed, just as Nick had done when she fellated him. Nick continued thrusting for a few minutes and then suddenly and without warning, slid out of her anus. This caused a great sensation in the nerve endings on her anus that sent a chill down her spine.
She glanced back at Nick, who was sheepishly smiling and laughing silently about what he had done. Anna, very confused, remained speechless. "Sorry," Nick finally said, "Can you suck my dick a little?" Though still in shock from the sudden withdrawal, she complied to his request. She got down on her knees and began fellating him, right after he had pulled out of her anus.
The first time Nick asked her to taste her own anal fluids, she was disgusted and refused. But he continued asking on a regular basis, and she finally agreed to do it one time to shut him up. To her surprise, she actually liked the taste and soon became addicted to it. Ever since, they have gone ass-to-mouth quite frequently. This time was different, however. Normally, during anal sex, feces doesn't collect on the penis, but as Nick had intentionally put it there beforehand, Anna had to taste her own feces for the first time. Once again, she realized she didn't mind. While she didn't necessarily like it, she also didn't dislike it.
After a few minutes, they switched back to having anal sex. Nick thrusted slow and rhythmically at first, but gradually sped up until he felt a tingling in his penis. The sensation quickly grew more and more extreme. It was coming. In his last few secinds, he thrusted even faster and harder while clenching his prostate to prolong the sensation. He pushed himself beyond his limits. Finally, it exploded and he ejaculated inside her anus. At the same exact moment, Anna, too, achieved an orgasm, and came. Her cum ran down Nick's legs, and his trickled out of her anus and down her vagina before dripping onto the ground.
Though weak and breathless, Nick used the last ofhis strength to give a few final slow but powerful thrusts. He then slide his penis out of her anus and flung some semen off while Anna collapsed into the tree she was holding onto. The two rested for a moment, trying to catch their breath. After failing to do so, Nick scooped Anna up in his arms and carried her limp body back to the Meadow as she sleepily stared into his eyes. He lay her softly in the flowers and positioned her for optimal comfort. He then assumed the same position right next to her.
The two proceeded to lay there, motionless, clear-headed, weak, tired, and somehow very relaxed. When their breathing and heart rates finally returned to normal, Anna rolled onto her side and again buried her head in his shoulder. She gripped his penis lightly and let out both a sigh and more gas while stroking it slowly. Nick and Anna both smiled and drifted off into a peaceful sleep.

It was rather cloudy day in the city of Teufort, the city very quiet. You are just walking the streets, minding your own buissiness, as usual. As a hired mercenary, it is often said that friendships are short lived, often resulting in no real interaction. However, you know this isn't true; there is...one you have made friends with.

Actually, scratch that; you made 9.

Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demo, Heavy, Engie, Medic, Sniper, and Spy have always made small talk, and from that, you realized only one stood out.

Scout.

You both have many things in common; you both are big Tom Jones fans, both love fried chicken; you and him are 2 peas in a pod.

"Oh," you mutter, "I almost missed the turn."

You walk into the deli, the shopkeeper noticing your arrival.

"Hello," you say. "I'm here to pick up my order, number 47."

The butcher nods, and points to the bucket of chicken on the counter. You pay, but as you are about to leave, the phone rings.

The butcher answers. and says it's for any worker's for MannCo. You come up to the phone and answer.

It's from Heavy, and he needs you to come down to his apartment, or as he says it, is an emergency. Undertanding the severity of his tone, you grab the bucket and make haste to the local apartments

You arrive at his door, unsure of what is to come. You knock, and a voice is heard

"Come in, baby!"

Yup, Heavy alright.

As you enter the apartment, it's lit fairly well. You could see his PhD's and bookshelves of his favorite books, with a copy of The Communist Manifesto on the coffee table. But as you look around, you don't see Heavy anywhere. You decided you don't want to read his entire shelf, so you decide to set down the chicken on the coffee table and enter the bedroom.

Oh what a good choice it was. You see heavy sitting on the bed, quietly reading a magazine

"Good time you are here" Says Heavy in his imperfect english

"Same to you," you reply.'

"Come onto bed with me"

"Oh...o-okay..."

As you aproach the bed, heavy takes off his turtleneck, revealing his large and muscular abs, making you feel somewhat uncomfortable. Eventually, the pants and underwear come off as well, revealing his package.

"You like much?"

"Y-yes...but...I...I..."

"You what?"

"I CAN'T HEAVY, MY LOVE IS FOR SCOUT!"

"Now now," says Heavy as he's patting you on the back. "No need worries. Is secret for us. Is just fine." You debate for a while, wondering what would happen if Scout walked in. Would he still love him, or would he never speak to him again?

As you were pondering the pros and cons, Heavy has begun to take off your pants and underwear, revealing your hard♥♥♥♥♥♥ yearning for action. That's when he begins to go down on you. You try to resist, but it's too late; you're enjoying it too much.

"Might as well." you think.

You motion for Heavy to swing his hips to your mouth, and he does so. Before you know it, the both of you are 69'ing the♥♥♥♥♥♥out of each other, eventually climaxing in each other's mouths. It's rather creamy, but rough, and swallow it whole.

You then get down on all fours. His giant, meaty hands are grabbing your asscheeks. Before you know it, his giant♥♥♥♥♥♥ which was at least 10 inches long, was penetrating your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in no time. You couldn't say anything; it felt too good not to moan. Eventually, he climaxes, filling your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, now guzzling with♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

You both are lying down in bed, exhausted from your adventure in rough, hard gay sex. But then he begins to speak:

"Was good trip?"

"Y-yes...was good trip." You both hug, but realize you're still hard. You decide to ask him: "Um..round 2?

"Yes."




In the distance, Scout was participating in his usual favorite pastinme: birdwatching. It was lame, sure, but it was relaxing. However, he caught something he shouldn't have.

He sees you and Heavy, with Heavy pounding your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ once more. At this moment, Scout's blood began to boil.

"HIM? WHY HIM? WHY IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ♥♥♥♥IN' A GUY THAT CAN'T SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH HALF OF THE FREAKIN' TIME?" He thought.

He decided enough was enough, and left the roof, heading to Heavy's apartment.





TO BE CONTINUED???

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