Originally posted by Festive Littlefoot:

You asked for it:

>I was only level 99
>I loved Hoxton so much, always played as him, too.
>I do Hoxton Breakout every night before bed, thanking him for my life
>A Cloaker hears me and calls me a piece of shit out of a piece of shit
>I knew he was just jealous of my preferred character
>I called him a level 0 non infamy skrub
>He dropkicks me and takes me into prison
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in a prison bed and it's really cold
>I feel something touch me
>It's Hoxton
>I'm so happy
>He shouts "It's payday, fellas!"
>He walks towards my vault
>I'm ready
>He throws an orange bag onto the vault door
>He sets up the drill
>I can see the drill penetrating the door
>The drill breaks down several times
>I want to please Hoxton
>He says "I said it's payday, motherfuck-!" as the vault door opens
>A skulldozer walks in
>Hoxton looks at him straight in the faceplate and says "Look at this! I'm RIIICH!"
>Hoxton leaves the game
>Hoxton is love, Hoxton is life

Originally posted by G_lad:

Originally posted by Sir Waffleton | Blue:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t348e24vDyA

Browsing Warframe discussions, are we?

I've never actually looked there, ever. But now that you bring it up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t348e24vDyA

Originally posted by iNsdas TN eO Ud. Syrs.rt:

Originally posted by Sir Waffleton | Blue:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRrZWoBc860
First thing that came to mind

bad meme okay

Memes, you say? What memes?

Originally posted by Geech:

dum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRrZWoBc860
First thing that came to mind

It was a beautiful bright day, as beautiful as the girl sitting next to Erick. She was yellow and spherical, in fact, she was a lemon. Erick didn't mind though, he had a thing for girls like those. Erick was a tall, muscular man full of hatred for demons yet loved rabbits. He would always go to hell and rip and tear all demons in his way. The only one to support him was a blue waffle. They were laying on the grass, enjoying the sun on their face. It was their one year anniversary afterall!
"Hey, why don't we head back to my place!" Erick exclaimed
"I like it out here, the air is fresh and the birds are chirping!" Lemon said happily
What she didn't know is that Erick wanted to try out something a liitle more fun...
He didn't know how to start it out though, it was his first time, but he always watched imp porn to teach himself. He slowly crept on top of Lemon and kissed her neck slowly. She loved it, but she didn't know where he was going with this. He then removed his pants, revealing a 0.5 centimeter erect cock. She was amazed.
"Hope you can take all this in!" He laughed and fiercly put his penis in Lemon's opening.
She moaned, she didn't feel anything like this before, excitement rushing in in both her and Erick. He kept thrusting going in and out of the fruit, lemonade leaking from his tip.
He came all over her, inside and outside. They stared at each other, knowing that there future together will be worth it.

Very mature. 98% of the time

Judging by your name, probably not. But i hardely remember you, so i'm not gonna judge.

No idea who you are

I don't trust some website test, i'll just post one based on how i act.

Complete asshole (KCUF-U)