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Berserk Packs heal you, plus act as a super-adrenaline rush, enormously boosting
your muscle power. Since you're already a pretty meaty guy, this enhanced strength
ts you tear ordinary dolts limb from limb, and you can even splatter those demons
without too much trouble. However, you've got to use your Fist attack to get the benefit of the
Berserk attack bonus. When you become Berserk, your screen will briefly turn red.

Did I ever tell you how I felt about DOOM?

A massive demonic invasion has overwhelmed the Union Aerospace Corporation's (UAC) Mars Research Facility, leaving only chaos and horror in its wake. As one of only a few survivors, you must fight your way to hell and back against a horde of evil monsters. The path is dark and dangerous, but you'll have an array of weapons--including a pistol, a chainsaw, grenades, and more--to use for protection.

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
MINIMUM:
OS: Windows 7/8.1/10 (64-bit versions)
Processor: Intel Core i5-2400/AMD FX-8320 or better
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 670 2GB/AMD Radeon HD 7870 2GB or better
Storage: 55 GB available space
Additional Notes: Requires Steam activation and broadband internet connection for Multiplayer and SnapMap
RECOMMENDED:
OS: Windows 7/8.1/10 (64-bit versions)
Processor: Intel Core i7-3770/AMD FX-8350 or better
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 970 4GB/AMD Radeon R9 290 4GB or better
Storage: 55 GB available space
Additional Notes: Requires Steam activation and broadband internet connection for Multiplayer and SnapMap

The complete megahit game that set the world afire. Plus All-New Episode IV: Thy Flesh Consumed.
The demons came and the marines died. Except one. You are the last defense against these hell-spawned hordes. Prepare for the most intense mutant-laden, blood-splattered action ever! The texture-mapped virtual world is so real, you don't just play DOOM - you live it.
The Ultimate DOOM takes you beyond anything you've ever experienced. First, you get all three original episodes - that's 27 levels of awesome, explosive excitement. Then it really blows you away with an all-new episode: Thy Flesh Consumed.
Now you're dead meat. Just when you think you're getting pretty good at DOOM, you get hit with Perfect Hatred, Sever the Wicked and seven other expert levels never seen before! They're so incredibly tough, the first 27 levels will seem like a walk in the park!

Developed by id software, the studio that pioneered the first-person shooter genre and created multiplayer Deathmatch, DOOM returns as a brutally fun and challenging modern-day shooter experience. Relentless demons, impossibly destructive guns, and fast, fluid movement provide the foundation for intense, first-person combat – whether you’re obliterating demon hordes through the depths of Hell in the single-player campaign, or competing against your friends in numerous multiplayer modes. Expand your gameplay experience using DOOM SnapMap game editor to easily create, play, and share your content with the world.

Welcome to ULTIMATE DOOM, a lightning-fast virtual reality adventure where you are the
toughest space trooper ever to suck vacuum. Your mission is to shoot your way through a
monster-infested holocaust, living to tell the tale if possible.
The gameplay for ULTIMATE DOOM is quite simple. This is not a cumbersome adventure game,
but an action-oriented slugathon. You don’t need the reflexes of a hyperactive eight-year-old to
win, either using your wits is IMPORTANT. To escape ULTIMATE DOOM, you need both
brains and the killer instinct.

The Doom comic is a sixteen-page comic book, written in 1996 by Steve Behling and Michael Stewart, with art and color design by Tom Grindberg, all credited with purposely gory nicknames for the occasion. It was produced by Dana Moreshead, for Marvel Comics, as a giveaway for a video game convention.

The story is based on that of Doom, and revolves around a marine (without a helmet) searching for powerful weaponry in order to defeat a cyberdemon. The strip includes many well-known Doom monsters, including zombies, Imps, Demons, Cacodemons, and Spectres. Several of the weapons from Doom and Doom 2 are featured, including the chainsaw, the Super Shotgun, the chaingun, the Plasma gun and the BFG9000. In the comic, the Super Shotgun replaces the original shotgun. It does not appear to be sawed-off as it does in the game.

The comic was not originally very well received, and was quietly forgotten for nearly five years after its release. However, it gained a large amount of attention in 2001 when Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka reviewed the comic on PlanetQuake, and later received exposure again in the 10 Years of Doom special at Doomworld in December of 2003, where it was published online. Original art from the project was put up for auction on eBay in April of 2004. The over-the-top character of the Doom comic has made it rather notorious within the fan community.

The Cyberdemon is about 25 feet tall and BUILT. In close combat he'd rip anyone to shreds. He SHRUGS off any attacks from a rocket launcher that are not DIRECT. This means if a fucking fired rocket isn't cockslapping him in the jaw, he wonders what that noise was.

He can fire THREE ROCKETS IN SEQUENCE. HIS ROCKET LAUNCHER HAS A FUCKING BURST FIRING MODE. AND HIS ARM CAN FUCKING TAKE IT. This means the arm carrying the rocket launcher can put out a force equal to the thrust of THREE FUCKING ROCKETS.

If he could grab you with that arm, he could squeeze you like toothpaste. The only difference is that you'd be LIQUEFIED by the sheer pressure behind this, so instead of tooth paste, it's tooth FUCKING USELESS NOTHING.

Lets not forget that HE CAN FUCKING TAKE TWENTY FIVE knights of hell. These are the guys that are like important. The people that satan sends when he doesn't want a job fucked up. AND THE CYBERDEMON KILLS TWENTY FIVE OF THEM. HE'S LIKE A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION OF FUCK YOU AND DIE.

Guess what? Doomguy can take this guy out.

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For years I have been perfecting the Do The Mario dance. I have managed to perfect the movements of a schizophrenic drunkard and perfectly sync it with music, however I have yet to discover the secret of Lou Albano's teleportation technique, I shall never complete my art if I cannot adopt his abilities. Has all of my hard work just been for nothing?

Somebody save me from the dark labyrinth I have lost myself in. It's cold, Lou Albano's voice taunts me, his words "just like that" echo constantly, he knows I have not perfected his sacred dance, I am a failure in his eyes.

God has left me unfinished.