Originally posted by YieldingBusiness:

Real life.

You can assault people with body pillows.

Originally posted by gabrum01:

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Originally posted by Deadmeat0:

Originally posted by robomagon:

IKR. It's fuckin' scary to think what'll happen to this country if Trump doesn't win...

Personally, I think neither canadates are good choices for president. Trump is quite racist, and Hillary wants to make it near impossible to legally buy firearms.

Originally posted by robomagon:

Originally posted by Medicinal Hellspawn:

...

Scared speechless, huh? I understand. She who must not be named is pretty scary.

Originally posted by Lord Holly:

I'd quote all of you but that's a lot of work, anyways, thanks for the welcome back and how are yall? And what happened in rtf2i that made the mods delete it and what was the aftermath?

Originally posted by Lord Holly:

I'm a returning forum camper, check out my description of myself on page 1 or something

Originally posted by G_lad:

My vote: fuck off (against all)